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dlasta:
What if during the war, Voldemort makes himself invincible for a period of time and the Wizarding World falls. Harry survives, but lies somewhere unconscious, and everyone's so certain that This Is The End.
And then Harry wakes up in a train with Snape who has saved his life once again and has now a plan to survive until Voldemort is vulnerable again.
The only problem is that Harry can't survive alone. And Snape will be found unless he radically changes his appearance. So they... er... turn Snape into a woman and pretend to be married.
And move into Lochdub.
I just have this really annoying urge to write lots of angst 'you killed Dumbledore you fucking coward!' yells capslock Harry. Female Snape who is a proper lady. The insane villagers from Hamish McBeth who would accept the weird married couple into their midst.
Mental images of Harry and Snape's wedding night! Snape changing his name to Severa and glaring at anyone calling him Vera! Snape in a long white nightgown, his hair braided!
*Avada Kedavras herself*
Even after hearing about the singing carp and the owlets, I still think I'm insaner than most of you people. And Dlasta certainly doesn't help.
:P
dlasta:What if during the war, Voldemort makes himself invincible for a period of time and the Wizarding World falls. Harry survives, but lies somewhere unconscious, and everyone's so certain that This Is The End.
And then Harry wakes up in a train with Snape who has saved his life once again and has now a plan to survive until Voldemort is vulnerable again.
The only problem is that Harry can't survive alone. And Snape will be found unless he radically changes his appearance. So they... er... turn Snape into a woman and pretend to be married.
And move into Lochdub.
I just have this really annoying urge to write lots of angst 'you killed Dumbledore you fucking coward!' yells capslock Harry. Female Snape who is a proper lady. The insane villagers from Hamish McBeth who would accept the weird married couple into their midst.
Mental images of Harry and Snape's wedding night! Snape changing his name to Severa and glaring at anyone calling him Vera! Snape in a long white nightgown, his hair braided!
*Avada Kedavras herself*
Even after hearing about the singing carp and the owlets, I still think I'm insaner than most of you people. And Dlasta certainly doesn't help.
:P
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Date: 2006-01-01 02:18 pm (UTC)In addition, when you make Snape a woman, make him wear the vulture hat! I love that hat! :D~~