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[sua_lay]

This is the reason why I shouldn't talk to dlasta:

What if during the war, Voldemort makes himself invincible for a period of time and the Wizarding World falls. Harry survives, but lies somewhere unconscious, and everyone's so certain that This Is The End.

And then Harry wakes up in a train with Snape who has saved his life once again and has now a plan to survive until Voldemort is vulnerable again.

The only problem is that Harry can't survive alone. And Snape will be found unless he radically changes his appearance. So they... er... turn Snape into a woman and pretend to be married.

And move into Lochdub.

I just have this really annoying urge to write lots of angst 'you killed Dumbledore you fucking coward!' yells capslock Harry. Female Snape who is a proper lady. The insane villagers from Hamish McBeth who would accept the weird married couple into their midst.

Mental images of Harry and Snape's wedding night! Snape changing his name to Severa and glaring at anyone calling him Vera! Snape in a long white nightgown, his hair braided!

*Avada Kedavras herself*

Even after hearing about the singing carp and the owlets, I still think I'm insaner than most of you people. And Dlasta certainly doesn't help.

:P

Comments

[tvillingar.livejournal.com]

*avada smurfs you both*

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

I knew you'd like it!
:P

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

You forgot about how they have to be *married* (for Snape to be completeley hidden from Voldie and have a different name) and how wizarding world's marrianges cannot be void unless they actually fuck. And how Snape is only comfortable by just laying there and thinking, well, england, but vengeful Harry won't let him and how Snape is all shocked 'cause proper and respectable women don't do that! (Which actually means that Snape is so very, very gay and knows nothing about women besides his mother.)
And how they have this weird electric chemistry together because of the hate and everything but it looks outside to the villagers like a torrid and forbidden romance and they think that the Potters must be horribly in love when they can't even touch in public for fear of improper behavior.
And how Severa Potter is such a fox and a catch and how the Lochdubh men find her irrisistable with her long skirts and ladylike behavior 'cause they're old fashioned and she's a challenge to even talk to.
And and how Snape's potions are accepted as a gift of healing and taken seriously and her snipy attitude is just taken on a stride and to Snape this is all very very bad and kinda good too.
And shit, it could have been a lot worse if snape'd have to get married with Sirius.:)


Hum, did I get all?

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

And damn, I AM the devil.:)
Oh wait, that was *you*.
I'm just a lowly minion.
So there.:)

[annakas.livejournal.com]

*snicker*
This so so sooo needs to be written *giggle*

And you forgot the children *sniff*

annakas

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmm... So *this* is what you get up to when I'm not around. Will now stop feeling insane when we get together to babble, since you two are much more insane than I'll *ever* be! You're my heros.

In addition, when you make Snape a woman, make him wear the vulture hat! I love that hat! :D~~