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sua_lay10 fics I really want to see, but never will... Idea stolen from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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1) The courtship of Severus Snape; Harry has to court Snape, no 'Harry did silly things because no one explained him the tradition' plotline and no blatant OOCness.
Yeah. As if.
2) Long and slowly progressing romance between Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon post RotS. Without Obi being childish or Qui being just a horny!ghost. Extra points if the story deals with the original trilogy as well.
3) Eomer/Faramir fic. Yeah. Anything with a plot! The ideadlasta bounced a while back is excellent: Eowyn has to remain shieldmaiden and yet Gondor and Rohan must somehow be allied through marriage, therefore forcing Faramir and Eomer to wed. Someone please steal that bunny and write me some porn!
4) CSI Nick/Griss with no Gil bathing Nick or Nick being raped by his father or Nick being a total nervous wreck due to some other trauma or Griss being either a bdsm!daddy or a horny!daddy who fucks Nick in the office.
5) Orli RPS that doesn't turn into stupid kinky porn after two pages down.
6) Horatio/Speedle slash that doesn't make you hurl! I haven't read one single good story about these two! Somebody help me!
*waves that accursed zine in panic*
7) A Snarry fic which ignores OotP; Death Eaters kidnap Harry and Remus and now Sirius and Snape have to work together to save their men. Extra points if it's Snarry first time.
8) Any of my rare pairings; Yoda/Mace Windu, Gandalf/Elrond, Lucius/Arthur, Methos/Joe...
9) A good and realistic rape recovery fic in almost any fandom. Would especially like it if the character raped is the one who usually isn't (as in Jim Ellison or Sam Gamgee).
10) Robin of Sherwood fic with Will/Nazir. With Nazir being Nazir and Will being really scarlet and... Yeah. Herne protect them!
*smirk*
Gah, writing this 'wish list' is just making me feel crappy because there is no way in hell I'll ever see any of these fics written...
sookail1) The courtship of Severus Snape; Harry has to court Snape, no 'Harry did silly things because no one explained him the tradition' plotline and no blatant OOCness.
Yeah. As if.
2) Long and slowly progressing romance between Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon post RotS. Without Obi being childish or Qui being just a horny!ghost. Extra points if the story deals with the original trilogy as well.
3) Eomer/Faramir fic. Yeah. Anything with a plot! The idea
dlasta bounced a while back is excellent: Eowyn has to remain shieldmaiden and yet Gondor and Rohan must somehow be allied through marriage, therefore forcing Faramir and Eomer to wed. Someone please steal that bunny and write me some porn!4) CSI Nick/Griss with no Gil bathing Nick or Nick being raped by his father or Nick being a total nervous wreck due to some other trauma or Griss being either a bdsm!daddy or a horny!daddy who fucks Nick in the office.
5) Orli RPS that doesn't turn into stupid kinky porn after two pages down.
6) Horatio/Speedle slash that doesn't make you hurl! I haven't read one single good story about these two! Somebody help me!
*waves that accursed zine in panic*
7) A Snarry fic which ignores OotP; Death Eaters kidnap Harry and Remus and now Sirius and Snape have to work together to save their men. Extra points if it's Snarry first time.
8) Any of my rare pairings; Yoda/Mace Windu, Gandalf/Elrond, Lucius/Arthur, Methos/Joe...
9) A good and realistic rape recovery fic in almost any fandom. Would especially like it if the character raped is the one who usually isn't (as in Jim Ellison or Sam Gamgee).
10) Robin of Sherwood fic with Will/Nazir. With Nazir being Nazir and Will being really scarlet and... Yeah. Herne protect them!
*smirk*
Gah, writing this 'wish list' is just making me feel crappy because there is no way in hell I'll ever see any of these fics written...
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Date: 2005-05-26 03:14 am (UTC)5 - try
9 - try Mik`s I`m Thinking As Loud As I Can (X-F, M/Sk)http://www.squidge.org/3wstop/loud.html , if you haven`t read this before. I remember it was good - read it a couple of years ago.