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10 fics I really want to see, but never will... Idea stolen from sookail

1) The courtship of Severus Snape; Harry has to court Snape, no 'Harry did silly things because no one explained him the tradition' plotline and no blatant OOCness.

Yeah. As if.

2) Long and slowly progressing romance between Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon post RotS. Without Obi being childish or Qui being just a horny!ghost. Extra points if the story deals with the original trilogy as well.

3) Eomer/Faramir fic. Yeah. Anything with a plot! The idea dlasta bounced a while back is excellent: Eowyn has to remain shieldmaiden and yet Gondor and Rohan must somehow be allied through marriage, therefore forcing Faramir and Eomer to wed. Someone please steal that bunny and write me some porn!

4) CSI Nick/Griss with no Gil bathing Nick or Nick being raped by his father or Nick being a total nervous wreck due to some other trauma or Griss being either a bdsm!daddy or a horny!daddy who fucks Nick in the office.

5) Orli RPS that doesn't turn into stupid kinky porn after two pages down.

6) Horatio/Speedle slash that doesn't make you hurl! I haven't read one single good story about these two! Somebody help me!

*waves that accursed zine in panic*

7) A Snarry fic which ignores OotP; Death Eaters kidnap Harry and Remus and now Sirius and Snape have to work together to save their men. Extra points if it's Snarry first time.

8) Any of my rare pairings; Yoda/Mace Windu, Gandalf/Elrond, Lucius/Arthur, Methos/Joe...

9) A good and realistic rape recovery fic in almost any fandom. Would especially like it if the character raped is the one who usually isn't (as in Jim Ellison or Sam Gamgee).

10) Robin of Sherwood fic with Will/Nazir. With Nazir being Nazir and Will being really scarlet and... Yeah. Herne protect them!

*smirk*

Gah, writing this 'wish list' is just making me feel crappy because there is no way in hell I'll ever see any of these fics written...

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3) Eomer/Faramir fic. Yeah. Anything with a plot! The idea [info]dlasta bounced a while back is excellent: Eowyn has to remain shieldmaiden and yet Gondor and Rohan must somehow be allied through marriage, therefore forcing Faramir and Eomer to wed. Someone please steal that bunny and write me some porn!

Oh, this would make me happy too.

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

3. I'm thinking that the maiden part of Shield-Maiden might just be for show...or a nifty way of saying girl without using the actual word. So, Eowyn might be able to shag like a bunny (and have a thousand babies or whatever) but coudn't *marry* anyone. Therefore her child could be the next in line for the throne and union between Rohan and Gondor could be formed (for public relations) even if it wouldn't produce any children.

Idea: what if Eowyn's actions during the war gave her the status and social duties of a man. She'd have to 'marry' a woman to take care of her home and everything 'cause she had to be out hunting (etc.) with the 'other' men.
Heh. I'm pretty sure that the killer of the With King would be a right catch.:) ----Could I be any more of an fangirl for Eowyn??

6. Have you seen the show???? If the original is that bad, it's no wonder the slash so asinine.:)

[ainaria.livejournal.com]

I'm continually surprised by the fact that there is no Faramir/Eomer slash. I mean, they're hot, they have a perfect setting for a little m/m action (like the one Dlasta suggested) and they're interesting. Yet, there's no stories. Why?????

Obi/Ghost!Qui, yeah. that would be nice... but give it time. RotS is a new flick, if somebody is going to write that fic, it's not ready yet. At least, not if it's any good.

I would really like to read a Speelde raperecovery fic, too. Only, it can be just about the recovery. I don't neccesarely even want a romantic aspect to the story.

[sookail.livejournal.com]

*drools wordlessly over 1, 3, 4, 8 and 10*

5 - try melacita`s fic? At http://www.livejournal.com/users/melafiction/

9 - try Mik`s I`m Thinking As Loud As I Can (X-F, M/Sk)http://www.squidge.org/3wstop/loud.html , if you haven`t read this before. I remember it was good - read it a couple of years ago.