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sua_layWoke up from the post-nightshift nap as the glass from my framed FotR picture fell down and shattered. Thank gods no one actually stepped on the shards before I managed to clean the whole thing up.
Should go to gym. Should buy shampoo. Should pack. Bollocks. I'll just lie here on the couch and think about Draco Malfoy's toes.
That reminds me. Spent the night doing paperwork and then watched HP PS and CoS. Am now slightly troubled. Shall not watch them again as long as I write the fic. Head was filled with words like 'silly', 'annoying' and 'dear gods this is stupid'. Will ignore that and just scribble. Or something.
Have to say... Everyone seems to have an unnatural interest in Harry. And not in a good way. It's not always as obvious as it's with Lockhart pawing Harry or the whole cane -thing with Lucius, but... Is everyone in Potterverse at least slightly attracted to little boys? I find that disturbing.
Anyway...
Have joined the 'got really old comments to posts' people. It was weird. Nostalgic. Even silly. Replied to some before I realized what was going on, so if you get weird messages from me, blame it on my insanity, please!
Ta ta!
Should go to gym. Should buy shampoo. Should pack. Bollocks. I'll just lie here on the couch and think about Draco Malfoy's toes.
That reminds me. Spent the night doing paperwork and then watched HP PS and CoS. Am now slightly troubled. Shall not watch them again as long as I write the fic. Head was filled with words like 'silly', 'annoying' and 'dear gods this is stupid'. Will ignore that and just scribble. Or something.
Have to say... Everyone seems to have an unnatural interest in Harry. And not in a good way. It's not always as obvious as it's with Lockhart pawing Harry or the whole cane -thing with Lucius, but... Is everyone in Potterverse at least slightly attracted to little boys? I find that disturbing.
Anyway...
Have joined the 'got really old comments to posts' people. It was weird. Nostalgic. Even silly. Replied to some before I realized what was going on, so if you get weird messages from me, blame it on my insanity, please!
Ta ta!
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Re: Oh Go There!
Date: 2004-08-06 02:51 pm (UTC)Now I can never enjoy the porny bits of Draco slash without thinking do the drapes match the carpet..
*pain*
:)
Re: Oh Go There!
Date: 2004-08-07 02:24 am (UTC)2) Oh, but you know that they would! After all, if Draco wasn't born with a fashion sense, you can be sure Lucius would have beat one into him. Actually, he would have hired someone to do it. Our Big Daddy Slytherin doesn't like to muss his hands.
~*~*~*
Draco stood stiffly in front of his father and his guest. He wondered what was going on. There'd been no warning about company coming over.
He didn't dare shift his gaze from looking straight ahead so he couldn't see what the two of them were doing off to the side of him but he could hear whispering.
A sudden clapping of hands nearly caused Draco to jump. Only rigid discipline saved him.
"Zis is terrible, Luczeeeus! Zee yellow! Zee green! She izzz okay separately, but mon dieu! Strips??? You called for me just in zee nick of time, mon ami. Leave 'im to me. I will straighten 'im out."
Draco swallowed as his father walked away. He forced himself not to flinch as the mysterious guest walked around him, muttering to himself. When the man finally stopped moving, he stood in front of Draco and whipped out an easel and a large sheet of heavy paper.
Putting the sheet onto the easel, the man drew his wand and fiddled with it, making it longer. He smacked it against the chart. "What do you zee?"
"Um... A bunch of colours."
Wap! The man whacked Draco with his wand. "Incorrect! Zeese are complimentary colours. Zis means they look pretty together. Tell moi, do you zee yellow and green together any where on ziz sheet?
"Um... No."
"Exactly! Zat iz because even a blind monkee would not be caught dead wearing zat colour combination. You will memorize zese colours. Now!"
*****
Draco was very sore by the time his father's guest was finished with him. But at least now he understood what a truly horrendous mistake he'd made with his yellow and green stripped suit.
WB
Re: Oh Go There!
Date: 2004-08-07 01:18 pm (UTC).......:O
1. Porny bits are everywhere. For some reason quite a lot of writers think that Draco is a bit of a whore. :)
*shocked*
2. Heh, drapes=hair, carpet=......um, you know?
*blushes*
But now I can totally see the Lucius Malfoy's school for fashion victims and stylistically impaired wizards. *more pain*
Re: Oh Go There!
Date: 2004-08-09 06:51 am (UTC)*blushes*>>
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA! *falls off the chair laughing* Sorry. I totally misunderstood that, didn't I? Oh well, at least it resulted in a scribble :)
Lol... I was kinda all squee about the fact that I'm still a bit innocent but then I realized: now that you've explained it, I can't claim innocence anymore. Lol...
And now I'm contemplating Draco's private bits. Nope, not innocent at all! :D
WB