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[sua_lay]

Okay, my crap magnet is clearly working overtime. Have been reading NCIS fic all day (well, night) long, and the ratio between good and godsawful is just... Well, you know.

This far I've read stuff where:

- Abby likes to watch.
- McGee doesn't want to watch but ends up seeing anyway.
- Ducky and Abby conspire to get Gibbs and Tony together.
- Tony's apartment explodes.
- Tony's apartment building burns down.
- Tony and Gibbs meet the guys from SGA.
- Tony and Gibbs have to fuck or die.
- Tony and Gibbs are adorable but there's not much sex.
- Tony almost dies and Gibbs goes meep.
- Gibbs almost dies and Tony goes meep.
- they use coffee flavored condoms.
- they watch Brokeback Mountain (with extra schmoop)
- Gibbs is a Centaur.

Okay. My brain's too fried to take this anymore. Will continue reading tomorrow.

Comments

[tvillingar.livejournal.com]

coffee flavored condoms

I'm torn between "wtf" and "gimme." Yes, this is all your fault.

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

I just hope the author realizes that you don't really use flavored condoms when you actually have penetrative sex. They're just for fun and games... :D

Still reading the centaur saga. What the hell is wrong with me???

[ainaria.livejournal.com]

Regardless of fandom, I'm not certain how a fuck or die situation could be a bad one. :D

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

Oh man, you have no idea...