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dlasta recced me some ancient Trek genderbending fic and am now having weird thoughts. I don't usually read genderbenders, 'cause they usually rush through everything important and treat women as idiots, but this one's not totally disgusting.

If only I didn't have these weird ideas popping up in my useless mind...

Like what if post-Voldemort war which the dark lord wins, Snape takes a potion that turns him into a woman? I'm assaulted by the mental image of Whistler's Mother or that creepy looking portrait we saw last summer in the West.

That big nose, greasy hair, saggy boobs and probably a voice that would make every virile man orgasm while she rants... Yeah.

I probably shouldn't be allowed to like... think. Or not-think with stupid bunnies hopping here and there.

*bunnies*

Did I mention that I actually wrote King Kong slash?

And why oh why do I sound like a bipolar person on the manic phase all the fucking time?

*smirk*

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Heh, whippet thin with strong nose and great eyes?
OMG, supermodel!Snape! *snort*

Wouldn't it be dead funny if he were actually attractive as a woman?
Not pretty in any conventional way but scary sexy? The kind of woman who might fuck you stupid and then strangle/stab/hex you in your sleep?
I'm seeing whips and magical restraints.:)

Ps. I loved the way Ruth Gifford described female!Picard in My Fair Jeanne.
The french thing and the voice.
Because PS has never been pretty but damn the man is attractive.:)