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sua_layI sincerely apologize for this! But I was forced to! [blames all on ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
wolfsbride as usual...]
Ahem.
Albus: Due to the popularity of old children's songs, I've decided that we shall all sing together at the dinner today!
All the teachers: *facepalm*
Albus: Excellent! Now we need to think of whom to sing! *glares at professor Lupin, who looks slightly embarrassed* Anyone?
Everybody: *silence*
Albus: All right! We shall sing about me then! *mad grin*
The students: *applauds*
Albus: Old Headmaster had a farm!
Everybody: E I E I O!
Albus: And on this farm he had a cat!
Minerva: Absolutely not!
Albus: But Minerva, it's such an adorable song!
Minerva: It's an idiotic song that everyone hates! I shall not be made fun of! As the Head of the Gryffindor House, I refuse to sing along. Besides, 'meow here and meow there'? You really don't know anything about cats, Albus.
Albus: *flutters eyelashes* Please!
Minerva: No!
Albus: *whines* Minerva, dear....
Minerva: Absolutely not!
Snape: I told you, Minerva, he's completely cracked.
Albus: *glare*
Minerva: Why can't you sing about someone else?
Albus: Because you're all I have!
Minerva: *glare*
Albus: Er... And you're all I need!
Minerva: Why can't you sing about Severus? You can even use the 'Mac' from the original song. Old Headmaster sounds ridiculous!
Albus: Old MacSnape? That does sound good. But what would he have?
Someone from the Hufflepuff table: He could have a snake!
Snape: I do not have a snake! *glares* And fifty points from Hufflepuff!
Hufflepuffs: *groan*
Albus: What an excellent suggestion! Sixty points to Hufflepuff! And ten points to Gryffindor just for being such great guys!
Snape: *mutters* You sing about me having a snake and I'll poison your Sherbet Lemons....
Albus: But alas, it would not be proper to sing about professor Snape having a snake, since he doesn't actually have one.
Harry: But he has me!
Everybody: WHAT?
Harry: *blush*
Albus: Splendid! So, Severus shall we sing about you having a Harry or a Potter?
Snape: I have an idiot!
Albus: That will fit too.
Snape: *smirk* Yes. With Quidditch here and chocolate there! Here a mess there a mess everywhere a Weasley!
Everybody: *holding their hands on their ears* T M I
Albus: Well, that was lovely! Let's do it from the top!
wolfsbride as usual...]Ahem.
Albus: Due to the popularity of old children's songs, I've decided that we shall all sing together at the dinner today!
All the teachers: *facepalm*
Albus: Excellent! Now we need to think of whom to sing! *glares at professor Lupin, who looks slightly embarrassed* Anyone?
Everybody: *silence*
Albus: All right! We shall sing about me then! *mad grin*
The students: *applauds*
Albus: Old Headmaster had a farm!
Everybody: E I E I O!
Albus: And on this farm he had a cat!
Minerva: Absolutely not!
Albus: But Minerva, it's such an adorable song!
Minerva: It's an idiotic song that everyone hates! I shall not be made fun of! As the Head of the Gryffindor House, I refuse to sing along. Besides, 'meow here and meow there'? You really don't know anything about cats, Albus.
Albus: *flutters eyelashes* Please!
Minerva: No!
Albus: *whines* Minerva, dear....
Minerva: Absolutely not!
Snape: I told you, Minerva, he's completely cracked.
Albus: *glare*
Minerva: Why can't you sing about someone else?
Albus: Because you're all I have!
Minerva: *glare*
Albus: Er... And you're all I need!
Minerva: Why can't you sing about Severus? You can even use the 'Mac' from the original song. Old Headmaster sounds ridiculous!
Albus: Old MacSnape? That does sound good. But what would he have?
Someone from the Hufflepuff table: He could have a snake!
Snape: I do not have a snake! *glares* And fifty points from Hufflepuff!
Hufflepuffs: *groan*
Albus: What an excellent suggestion! Sixty points to Hufflepuff! And ten points to Gryffindor just for being such great guys!
Snape: *mutters* You sing about me having a snake and I'll poison your Sherbet Lemons....
Albus: But alas, it would not be proper to sing about professor Snape having a snake, since he doesn't actually have one.
Harry: But he has me!
Everybody: WHAT?
Harry: *blush*
Albus: Splendid! So, Severus shall we sing about you having a Harry or a Potter?
Snape: I have an idiot!
Albus: That will fit too.
Snape: *smirk* Yes. With Quidditch here and chocolate there! Here a mess there a mess everywhere a Weasley!
Everybody: *holding their hands on their ears* T M I
Albus: Well, that was lovely! Let's do it from the top!
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Date: 2005-02-05 09:22 am (UTC)Not to mention the fact that I think he and Cosgrove are so doing it.... :D