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sua_layI sincerely apologize for this! But I was forced to! [blames all on ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
wolfsbride as usual...]
Ahem.
Albus: Due to the popularity of old children's songs, I've decided that we shall all sing together at the dinner today!
All the teachers: *facepalm*
Albus: Excellent! Now we need to think of whom to sing! *glares at professor Lupin, who looks slightly embarrassed* Anyone?
Everybody: *silence*
Albus: All right! We shall sing about me then! *mad grin*
The students: *applauds*
Albus: Old Headmaster had a farm!
Everybody: E I E I O!
Albus: And on this farm he had a cat!
Minerva: Absolutely not!
Albus: But Minerva, it's such an adorable song!
Minerva: It's an idiotic song that everyone hates! I shall not be made fun of! As the Head of the Gryffindor House, I refuse to sing along. Besides, 'meow here and meow there'? You really don't know anything about cats, Albus.
Albus: *flutters eyelashes* Please!
Minerva: No!
Albus: *whines* Minerva, dear....
Minerva: Absolutely not!
Snape: I told you, Minerva, he's completely cracked.
Albus: *glare*
Minerva: Why can't you sing about someone else?
Albus: Because you're all I have!
Minerva: *glare*
Albus: Er... And you're all I need!
Minerva: Why can't you sing about Severus? You can even use the 'Mac' from the original song. Old Headmaster sounds ridiculous!
Albus: Old MacSnape? That does sound good. But what would he have?
Someone from the Hufflepuff table: He could have a snake!
Snape: I do not have a snake! *glares* And fifty points from Hufflepuff!
Hufflepuffs: *groan*
Albus: What an excellent suggestion! Sixty points to Hufflepuff! And ten points to Gryffindor just for being such great guys!
Snape: *mutters* You sing about me having a snake and I'll poison your Sherbet Lemons....
Albus: But alas, it would not be proper to sing about professor Snape having a snake, since he doesn't actually have one.
Harry: But he has me!
Everybody: WHAT?
Harry: *blush*
Albus: Splendid! So, Severus shall we sing about you having a Harry or a Potter?
Snape: I have an idiot!
Albus: That will fit too.
Snape: *smirk* Yes. With Quidditch here and chocolate there! Here a mess there a mess everywhere a Weasley!
Everybody: *holding their hands on their ears* T M I
Albus: Well, that was lovely! Let's do it from the top!
wolfsbride as usual...]Ahem.
Albus: Due to the popularity of old children's songs, I've decided that we shall all sing together at the dinner today!
All the teachers: *facepalm*
Albus: Excellent! Now we need to think of whom to sing! *glares at professor Lupin, who looks slightly embarrassed* Anyone?
Everybody: *silence*
Albus: All right! We shall sing about me then! *mad grin*
The students: *applauds*
Albus: Old Headmaster had a farm!
Everybody: E I E I O!
Albus: And on this farm he had a cat!
Minerva: Absolutely not!
Albus: But Minerva, it's such an adorable song!
Minerva: It's an idiotic song that everyone hates! I shall not be made fun of! As the Head of the Gryffindor House, I refuse to sing along. Besides, 'meow here and meow there'? You really don't know anything about cats, Albus.
Albus: *flutters eyelashes* Please!
Minerva: No!
Albus: *whines* Minerva, dear....
Minerva: Absolutely not!
Snape: I told you, Minerva, he's completely cracked.
Albus: *glare*
Minerva: Why can't you sing about someone else?
Albus: Because you're all I have!
Minerva: *glare*
Albus: Er... And you're all I need!
Minerva: Why can't you sing about Severus? You can even use the 'Mac' from the original song. Old Headmaster sounds ridiculous!
Albus: Old MacSnape? That does sound good. But what would he have?
Someone from the Hufflepuff table: He could have a snake!
Snape: I do not have a snake! *glares* And fifty points from Hufflepuff!
Hufflepuffs: *groan*
Albus: What an excellent suggestion! Sixty points to Hufflepuff! And ten points to Gryffindor just for being such great guys!
Snape: *mutters* You sing about me having a snake and I'll poison your Sherbet Lemons....
Albus: But alas, it would not be proper to sing about professor Snape having a snake, since he doesn't actually have one.
Harry: But he has me!
Everybody: WHAT?
Harry: *blush*
Albus: Splendid! So, Severus shall we sing about you having a Harry or a Potter?
Snape: I have an idiot!
Albus: That will fit too.
Snape: *smirk* Yes. With Quidditch here and chocolate there! Here a mess there a mess everywhere a Weasley!
Everybody: *holding their hands on their ears* T M I
Albus: Well, that was lovely! Let's do it from the top!
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MWUH HA HA HA HAAA!!
Date: 2005-02-03 12:17 pm (UTC)My work here is done! However, I'd like to adlib a few lines...
Albus: Because you're all I have!
Flich: You're not using Mrs Norris!
Minerva: *glare*
Albus: Err... And you're all I need! Honestly!
Hermione: Or crookshanks!
Minerva: Why can't you sing about severus here?
Snape: *glare*
Albus: Errr.. Scowling and glaring have no sound.
*****
Also... May I introduce Old MacVoldie?
Voldemort: No you may not!
Me: Hush up you! *clears throat* Mi Mi Miiiii
Voldemort: Lucius! Do something!
Lucius: You've got to be joking! *joins the other death eaters in hiding*
Me: Old MacVoldie had a hideout!
Everyone: *staring in shocked horror*
Me: What? What's the matter with you people!!! *draws wand* I wanna hear singing and I wanna hear it now!!!
Everyone: E I E I O!!!!
Me: Wonderful! Let's continue! And in this hideout he had some goons!
Everyone: *looking traumatized* E I E I O!!!
Me: Great! Really swell. Love the harmony! With a Deatheater here! And an avada kerdvra there! Here a crucio! There a imperio! Everywhere a hex hex!
Voldemort: *facepalm* I'm so embarrassed.
Me: Old MacVoldie had a hideout!
Everyone: *whispering* Is is almost over???
Me: *glares threateningly and mimes waving wand*
Everyone: E I E I O!!!!
Me: Thank you! That was absolutely smashing! You may go now!
Everyone: *rushes away*
Deatheaters: *slowly come out of hiding*
Voldemort: *curls up in a ball and whimpers*
Re: MWUH HA HA HA HAAA!!
Date: 2005-02-03 12:25 pm (UTC)*hearts*
Traumatizing Voldemort is always fun, isn't it?