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I sincerely apologize for this! But I was forced to! [blames all on

wolfsbride as usual...]

Ahem.

Albus: Due to the popularity of old children's songs, I've decided that we shall all sing together at the dinner today!

All the teachers: *facepalm*

Albus: Excellent! Now we need to think of whom to sing! *glares at professor Lupin, who looks slightly embarrassed* Anyone?

Everybody: *silence*

Albus: All right! We shall sing about me then! *mad grin*

The students: *applauds*

Albus: Old Headmaster had a farm!

Everybody: E I E I O!

Albus: And on this farm he had a cat!

Minerva: Absolutely not!

Albus: But Minerva, it's such an adorable song!

Minerva: It's an idiotic song that everyone hates! I shall not be made fun of! As the Head of the Gryffindor House, I refuse to sing along. Besides, 'meow here and meow there'? You really don't know anything about cats, Albus.

Albus: *flutters eyelashes* Please!

Minerva: No!

Albus: *whines* Minerva, dear....

Minerva: Absolutely not!

Snape: I told you, Minerva, he's completely cracked.

Albus: *glare*

Minerva: Why can't you sing about someone else?

Albus: Because you're all I have!

Minerva: *glare*

Albus: Er... And you're all I need!

Minerva: Why can't you sing about Severus? You can even use the 'Mac' from the original song. Old Headmaster sounds ridiculous!

Albus: Old MacSnape? That does sound good. But what would he have?

Someone from the Hufflepuff table: He could have a snake!

Snape: I do not have a snake! *glares* And fifty points from Hufflepuff!

Hufflepuffs: *groan*

Albus: What an excellent suggestion! Sixty points to Hufflepuff! And ten points to Gryffindor just for being such great guys!

Snape: *mutters* You sing about me having a snake and I'll poison your Sherbet Lemons....

Albus: But alas, it would not be proper to sing about professor Snape having a snake, since he doesn't actually have one.

Harry: But he has me!

Everybody: WHAT?

Harry: *blush*

Albus: Splendid! So, Severus shall we sing about you having a Harry or a Potter?

Snape: I have an idiot!

Albus: That will fit too.

Snape: *smirk* Yes. With Quidditch here and chocolate there! Here a mess there a mess everywhere a Weasley!

Everybody: *holding their hands on their ears* T M I

Albus: Well, that was lovely! Let's do it from the top!