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To show my insanity, I wrote some summaries you never ever want to see anywhere. Do me a favor and don't take this as a challenge. :D I definitely don't wanna read these stories. If you want to do something about this stuff, you can always guess the fandoms...

Warning: This is totally crazy stuff that may make you feel nauseous/spit coffee on the keyboard/unfriend me. Yeah. I know.

( Summaries here )

I feel slightly nauseous now. Please help me.