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sua_layTo show my insanity, I wrote some summaries you never ever want to see anywhere. Do me a favor and don't take this as a challenge. :D I definitely don't wanna read these stories. If you want to do something about this stuff, you can always guess the fandoms...
Warning: This is totally crazy stuff that may make you feel nauseous/spit coffee on the keyboard/unfriend me. Yeah. I know.
1. During the last months of the Civil War, a Confederate Doctor Lance Bass goes to work at Libby Prison, where he meets a sarcastic Union Colonel Chris Kirkpatrick and falls in love. Their journey to freedom will take them across the country but it may just be worth it. (AU with more anachronisms than Moulin Rouge, lamp oil for lube and maybe some singing)
2. Ron Weasley was bitten by a vampire in the last battle, and now he's trying to find a place to belong. When he goes to LA, he meets a blond stranger who changes his death. (heh, did you get the pun? Yeah, did you? Huh? Yeah. Ha ha funny, what?)
3. When Daisy dumps Donald, it's time for a revenge. This poignant BDSM story where Donald goes mad with grief and kidnaps his cousin contains disturbing images and is not for the faint of heart.
'Feathers showered down from the bed as Donald grabbed Gladstone again, pressing his face to the pillow so hard that his bill almost dislocated. "Stop squirming. Tonight, your ass is mine!"'
4. The King of the Tribes has always followed the traditions, keeping his love for his vizir a secret. But when the sandstorms sweep across the dunes again, changing the lives and destinies of all men, can King Jeddiah keep his love hidden anymore? Will he have to make the decision between his country and the love of Gerald, his faithful vizir?
5. When Gabriel gets his wings back, it will be his duty to bring forth the new Child of Light. Searching the land with his friend Carl, he almost despairs when no such child is found. After a night of passion our heroes will see the true meaning of love and light, as they struggle to bring forth the baby of their union ( a semi-religious Mpreg Wingfic Angst H/C with some songlyrics and smarm)
6. Dalziel adopts a kitten, who will become his only trusted companion when he accidentally witnesses his beloved Sunbeam and Wieldy locked in a passionate embrace. In desperation, he locks himself into his house with whiskey, a shotgun and the cat, who has magical powers! Will Peter be there in time to explain that it was only a brotherly embrace -- with which he congratulated Wieldy of his upcoming marriage to Edwin -- and that his love is true before Dalziel does something drastic?
7. After 50 years of romance, Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall are finally getting married. Their wedding ceremony includes the ages old tradition of playing the hokey pokey for five hours and then it's consummated by the best man Severus Snape and the maid of honor Harry Potter. Blessed be!
8. Qui-Gon is dead, but Obi-Wan is not! Channeling his former Padawan, Yoda unites the lovers and guides them on the path to the force! (includes graphic Yoda/Obi-Wan as well as blue ghost sex)
9. Luke. Leia. Jabba the Hutt. Lightsabers and lube. 'nuff said.
10. In the time of ancient gods and heroes, the warlord Win'ers goes on a mission to destroy the secret order of Nazions that is trying to conquer all of Greece. Leading the Epsilon company, he travels around Greece, freeing all people who would otherwise be oppressed by the evil Nazions and tries to find true love in the arms of his friend, Nixos.
11. Elijah is an amish lad who falls in love with a traveling salesman Sean Astin. How will the two of them deal with their forbidden feelings? In the meanwhile Elijah's friend Orlando suffers in the hands of the preacher Viggo who can't resist his lust for pretty young boys. Can the investigating journalist Sean Bean save Orlando from the randy preacher? (notes; Eric Bana cameos as Elijah's big brother, but in the fic he's called Tommy)
12. A multi-xover set in the 15th century Byzantium, where Richard Sharpe and Horatio Hornblower go on a shore leave to find their old friend Nazir locked in a brothel. With the help of the strange but charming Captain Flamingo (later on revealed as Jack Sparrow) and Prince Blakeney, our boys rescue Nazir and travel across the deserts to freedom.
13. When KITT needs to have his tailpipe changed, Michael finds he's strangely attracted to the old piece of pipe. Will he still love KITT as what he is, or will he run away with the old tailpipe instead? (rated nc-17!)
15. Alex has found his true calling in a Tibetan monastery after witnessing too much horrors in the Consortium. The monks send him back to the US to find out if his calling is true. He's drawn to his old enemy Fox Mulder who has left the Bureau and works as a taxi driver. When Scully's baby is kidnapped, Alex needs to decide between duty and love, but fortunately Fox is there to help him and drive him around.
16. Methos goes to rent scuba gear so that he can dive into Seine and collect the chrystals so that he can give his lover Joe immortality. In the meanwhile Duncan goes on a jealous spree of murder and mayhem, running away from his true feelings towards Joe. Richie comes back from the states, pining after Joe, while Connor sends Joe letters from Scotland, praising his looks and his voice.
17. Sheridan will have to fuck ambassadors from all the planets to become the real President of the Allied Planets. Night 49: The Narn ambassador brings the wine, Sheridan brings the lube.
18. Whistler becomes a Werewolf and Blade is sent to catch him. (could become a xover later on if Whistler goes to Scotland!!!)
19. King Priam and Agamemnon engage in the Hieros Gamos, sparking a fire that sweeps over both armies and locks former enemies in lust instead of hatred. Even cousins unite in heated embraces as the armies of Greeks and the Trojans make love and not war.
20. When Captain Kirk turns into a woman, Spock goes through a Vulcan Sex Change ceremony to join his love in this ordeal. They're then sent on a secret mission to Romulus, where 'Jenna Kirok' and 'Spockaa' now have to evade the brutal Romulans and rekindle the passion between each other.
21. The Hundred Loves of Riker. (also known as Riker Rims Romulus)
22. Quark uses Odo as a table. Then Odo forces him to use him as a dildo. (rated G with extra smarm)
23. Blair gets lost in the gigantic supermarket while he's trying to buy bathing gel for extra sensitive skin. Jim engages in a desperate rescue mission, after which Blair can finally bathe his lover.
I feel slightly nauseous now. Please help me.
Warning: This is totally crazy stuff that may make you feel nauseous/spit coffee on the keyboard/unfriend me. Yeah. I know.
1. During the last months of the Civil War, a Confederate Doctor Lance Bass goes to work at Libby Prison, where he meets a sarcastic Union Colonel Chris Kirkpatrick and falls in love. Their journey to freedom will take them across the country but it may just be worth it. (AU with more anachronisms than Moulin Rouge, lamp oil for lube and maybe some singing)
2. Ron Weasley was bitten by a vampire in the last battle, and now he's trying to find a place to belong. When he goes to LA, he meets a blond stranger who changes his death. (heh, did you get the pun? Yeah, did you? Huh? Yeah. Ha ha funny, what?)
3. When Daisy dumps Donald, it's time for a revenge. This poignant BDSM story where Donald goes mad with grief and kidnaps his cousin contains disturbing images and is not for the faint of heart.
'Feathers showered down from the bed as Donald grabbed Gladstone again, pressing his face to the pillow so hard that his bill almost dislocated. "Stop squirming. Tonight, your ass is mine!"'
4. The King of the Tribes has always followed the traditions, keeping his love for his vizir a secret. But when the sandstorms sweep across the dunes again, changing the lives and destinies of all men, can King Jeddiah keep his love hidden anymore? Will he have to make the decision between his country and the love of Gerald, his faithful vizir?
5. When Gabriel gets his wings back, it will be his duty to bring forth the new Child of Light. Searching the land with his friend Carl, he almost despairs when no such child is found. After a night of passion our heroes will see the true meaning of love and light, as they struggle to bring forth the baby of their union ( a semi-religious Mpreg Wingfic Angst H/C with some songlyrics and smarm)
6. Dalziel adopts a kitten, who will become his only trusted companion when he accidentally witnesses his beloved Sunbeam and Wieldy locked in a passionate embrace. In desperation, he locks himself into his house with whiskey, a shotgun and the cat, who has magical powers! Will Peter be there in time to explain that it was only a brotherly embrace -- with which he congratulated Wieldy of his upcoming marriage to Edwin -- and that his love is true before Dalziel does something drastic?
7. After 50 years of romance, Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall are finally getting married. Their wedding ceremony includes the ages old tradition of playing the hokey pokey for five hours and then it's consummated by the best man Severus Snape and the maid of honor Harry Potter. Blessed be!
8. Qui-Gon is dead, but Obi-Wan is not! Channeling his former Padawan, Yoda unites the lovers and guides them on the path to the force! (includes graphic Yoda/Obi-Wan as well as blue ghost sex)
9. Luke. Leia. Jabba the Hutt. Lightsabers and lube. 'nuff said.
10. In the time of ancient gods and heroes, the warlord Win'ers goes on a mission to destroy the secret order of Nazions that is trying to conquer all of Greece. Leading the Epsilon company, he travels around Greece, freeing all people who would otherwise be oppressed by the evil Nazions and tries to find true love in the arms of his friend, Nixos.
11. Elijah is an amish lad who falls in love with a traveling salesman Sean Astin. How will the two of them deal with their forbidden feelings? In the meanwhile Elijah's friend Orlando suffers in the hands of the preacher Viggo who can't resist his lust for pretty young boys. Can the investigating journalist Sean Bean save Orlando from the randy preacher? (notes; Eric Bana cameos as Elijah's big brother, but in the fic he's called Tommy)
12. A multi-xover set in the 15th century Byzantium, where Richard Sharpe and Horatio Hornblower go on a shore leave to find their old friend Nazir locked in a brothel. With the help of the strange but charming Captain Flamingo (later on revealed as Jack Sparrow) and Prince Blakeney, our boys rescue Nazir and travel across the deserts to freedom.
13. When KITT needs to have his tailpipe changed, Michael finds he's strangely attracted to the old piece of pipe. Will he still love KITT as what he is, or will he run away with the old tailpipe instead? (rated nc-17!)
15. Alex has found his true calling in a Tibetan monastery after witnessing too much horrors in the Consortium. The monks send him back to the US to find out if his calling is true. He's drawn to his old enemy Fox Mulder who has left the Bureau and works as a taxi driver. When Scully's baby is kidnapped, Alex needs to decide between duty and love, but fortunately Fox is there to help him and drive him around.
16. Methos goes to rent scuba gear so that he can dive into Seine and collect the chrystals so that he can give his lover Joe immortality. In the meanwhile Duncan goes on a jealous spree of murder and mayhem, running away from his true feelings towards Joe. Richie comes back from the states, pining after Joe, while Connor sends Joe letters from Scotland, praising his looks and his voice.
17. Sheridan will have to fuck ambassadors from all the planets to become the real President of the Allied Planets. Night 49: The Narn ambassador brings the wine, Sheridan brings the lube.
18. Whistler becomes a Werewolf and Blade is sent to catch him. (could become a xover later on if Whistler goes to Scotland!!!)
19. King Priam and Agamemnon engage in the Hieros Gamos, sparking a fire that sweeps over both armies and locks former enemies in lust instead of hatred. Even cousins unite in heated embraces as the armies of Greeks and the Trojans make love and not war.
20. When Captain Kirk turns into a woman, Spock goes through a Vulcan Sex Change ceremony to join his love in this ordeal. They're then sent on a secret mission to Romulus, where 'Jenna Kirok' and 'Spockaa' now have to evade the brutal Romulans and rekindle the passion between each other.
21. The Hundred Loves of Riker. (also known as Riker Rims Romulus)
22. Quark uses Odo as a table. Then Odo forces him to use him as a dildo. (rated G with extra smarm)
23. Blair gets lost in the gigantic supermarket while he's trying to buy bathing gel for extra sensitive skin. Jim engages in a desperate rescue mission, after which Blair can finally bathe his lover.
I feel slightly nauseous now. Please help me.
