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sua_layMission report. This far, I've found out that...
- daniel is small and cuddly
- daniel cries a lot
- jack is either drinking too much, punching people (including daniel) or crying a lot
- daniel's eyes are cerulean
- jack's eyes are either passionately dark, chocolate brown, or coffee bean black
- apparently my eyes have been wrong all along and daniel's hair is golden
- where as jack's hair is not gray, but it's either salt and pepper (yes, even when the fic is set on season 8) or silver
- the jaffas at chulak were all doing it
- not surprisingly, teal'c approves the fact that jack and daniel want to shag like insane bunnies
- sam has so gotten over jack
- jack never really wanted sam
- unless it's a kinky fantasy where jack wants to watch sam and janet shag
- daniel not only reads persian love poetry, he also quotes it
- jack is a bastard
- daniel is a drama queen
- forty seven years old air force colonels have never shagged men (con or non con sex) despite the fact that they spent 4 months in an iraqi prison
- said colonels however know exactly how to shag their sweety pie honey bunny cuddlymonster spacemonkeys
- contradicting the virginal with men colonel, jack has also been raped several times in iraqi prison
- daniel is also molested by every other alien, whether a humanoid or not
- everyone wants daniel
- almost everyone wants jack
- jack and daniel are each other's soulmates, their souls merge while they shag, their love is so pure and the angels wept
retches
Am now a bit worried that I will not find that one good Stargate fic. Am not surprised, but am worried.
The mission goes on. Will have to sleep at some time, but will then continue plowing through the crap. Wish me luck!
- daniel is small and cuddly
- daniel cries a lot
- jack is either drinking too much, punching people (including daniel) or crying a lot
- daniel's eyes are cerulean
- jack's eyes are either passionately dark, chocolate brown, or coffee bean black
- apparently my eyes have been wrong all along and daniel's hair is golden
- where as jack's hair is not gray, but it's either salt and pepper (yes, even when the fic is set on season 8) or silver
- the jaffas at chulak were all doing it
- not surprisingly, teal'c approves the fact that jack and daniel want to shag like insane bunnies
- sam has so gotten over jack
- jack never really wanted sam
- unless it's a kinky fantasy where jack wants to watch sam and janet shag
- daniel not only reads persian love poetry, he also quotes it
- jack is a bastard
- daniel is a drama queen
- forty seven years old air force colonels have never shagged men (con or non con sex) despite the fact that they spent 4 months in an iraqi prison
- said colonels however know exactly how to shag their sweety pie honey bunny cuddlymonster spacemonkeys
- contradicting the virginal with men colonel, jack has also been raped several times in iraqi prison
- daniel is also molested by every other alien, whether a humanoid or not
- everyone wants daniel
- almost everyone wants jack
- jack and daniel are each other's soulmates, their souls merge while they shag, their love is so pure and the angels wept
retches
Am now a bit worried that I will not find that one good Stargate fic. Am not surprised, but am worried.
The mission goes on. Will have to sleep at some time, but will then continue plowing through the crap. Wish me luck!
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Date: 2004-11-20 02:39 pm (UTC)it`s so f***g difficult to find any good SG fics
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Date: 2004-11-20 02:41 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-11-22 12:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-22 12:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-20 05:07 pm (UTC)Could this be like the shortest list ever; good and enjoyable Stargate fic. Probably yes (followed by 'good and enjoyable potterfic...)