Besides, who'd want to see Paris Hilton having sex in the first place (yes, I know that loads of men apparently would, but I was referring to people who aren't directed by their lower organs)? I think Barbie/Ken sex videos would be more fun.
:D And am now so proud I managed to distract you from any possessive remarks I might have almost made about bleached blondes by using the good old 'hey let's babble about the weather' ploy!
Err... will now replace the horrible image of Nick sinking to his knees in front of Paris with on of him sinking to his knees in front ____ fill in your own image here :D~~
On the other hand, it does give more fodder for the blankity blank blank scribbles. *edges away from JC and Lonnie*
Isn't Paris Hilton supposed to, you know, inherit the hotel business from her parents? Am I correct in assuming she's the only heir or are the rest of the kids invisible more socially acceptable?
I was just thinking that my poker face would be really tested in business negotiations if I'd have to face her and have pictures of her running naked in my head. Does she understand she's undermining her future credibility as a multimillionaire hotel chain owner?
I don't think the worst thing about the tape is the fact that it's porn but instead the fact that it's bad and unenthusiastic porn. I mean, what's the point??
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branchandroot
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Date: 2004-09-28 12:19 pm (UTC)*disturbed*
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Date: 2004-09-28 12:36 pm (UTC)There are things I can read (like Nick Carter in slash), but it doesn't mean I want to actually see it (like him nekkid).
Okay, so if he'd made a porn vid with Kevin, I would watch it. Maybe.
*is such a hor*
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Date: 2004-09-28 01:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 01:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 01:16 pm (UTC)*edges carefully back*
I'll be here in the corner, worried for my life.
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Date: 2004-09-28 01:18 pm (UTC)Anyway. Nice weather out there, isn't it?
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Date: 2004-09-28 01:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 01:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 01:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 01:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 01:40 pm (UTC)Yes, rain and mud are so ... plentiful this time of the year.
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Date: 2004-09-28 01:42 pm (UTC)only one really cute oneno subject
Date: 2004-09-28 01:48 pm (UTC)Woman, some of us have to shovel that show! Don't talk to me about snow!
*wants an A-bomb big enough to melt all the snow*
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Date: 2004-09-28 01:49 pm (UTC)stops flirting so aggressively and returns to the good old subtletyNo talking about da white crap! No snow here!
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Date: 2004-09-30 05:53 am (UTC)I was deleting it from my computer and you wanted to see it even when I said it was horrible. So, there!
*blames Viccy, again*
:D
Re: Ruined reputations
Date: 2004-09-30 07:42 am (UTC)Bastard!
Now stop interrupting my flirting, you straight you!
Re: Ruined reputations
Date: 2004-09-30 10:55 am (UTC)You said besmirch.:)
....um, carry on.
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Date: 2004-09-30 05:47 am (UTC):)
I was gonna make a Barbie joke but my Bitchiness woke up.
*bitchy*
O_O
Date: 2004-09-28 01:43 pm (UTC)Err... will now replace the horrible image of Nick sinking to his knees in front of Paris with on of him sinking to his knees in front ____ fill in your own image here :D~~
On the other hand, it does give more fodder for the blankity blank blank scribbles. *edges away from JC and Lonnie*
Re: O_O
Date: 2004-09-28 01:46 pm (UTC)Gods, now I'm having a happy popslash moment again! It's all your fault, you fiend!
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Date: 2004-09-28 01:49 pm (UTC)Isn't Paris Hilton supposed to, you know, inherit the hotel business from her parents? Am I correct in assuming she's the only heir or are the rest of the kids
invisiblemore socially acceptable?I was just thinking that my poker face would be really tested in business negotiations if I'd have to face her and have pictures of her running naked in my head. Does she understand she's undermining her future credibility as a multimillionaire hotel chain owner?
Or maybe I'm just a prude.
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Date: 2004-09-28 01:56 pm (UTC)And I do believe she has a kid sister called Nicky. Not that I really know anything about this stuff...
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Date: 2004-09-30 05:49 am (UTC)I mean, what's the point??
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Date: 2004-09-29 07:00 am (UTC)I saw the first sex tape too and well. I don't have anything to say about it... so, again. What?
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Date: 2004-09-29 08:46 am (UTC)Oh Nick! You have stooped so low! :(