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[sua_lay]

I found this cute little apartment [what do you mean it's insane to go to 'etuovi.com' website ten times a day?] that's like two feet from Helsinki city limit and thusly ten thousand euros cheaper than anything actually in our capital city.

Am now recalculating how much money I'd need to actually buy that place and damn it, I have to remember that moving isn't cheap either.

I need to buy new glasses. And the laptop. And a few chairs [if I buy a place, that is]. Does anyone know a billionaire who's looking for a wife? A girlfriend? A lousy but expensive lay???

Also, I have a huge sore thingy near my left eye. Probably caused by the glasses. There's nothing to eat in the house. I miss the insanity of slashers.

/self pity

Comments

[samy.livejournal.com]

...how expensive? ;D

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

Well the thing is it's not really expensive at all. *cough* In Helsinki speech, where apartments cost an arm, a leg and a few other body parts as well. Eighty grand. And it's not a tiny apartment.

Gah. Maybe I should rob a bank...

[samy.livejournal.com]

I wasn't talking about the apartment. ;D

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

:O

Heh... I should pretend I'm shocked, but quite frankly I'm too honest for that. And you did read the 'lousy' part, right?

calculates her rate on the open market

I don't know... I mean this only works if you're a billionaire! Otherwise my 'ten grands a night' may scare you away... And maybe a very lousy lay will be the big hype next year! I'll make gazillions!

insane laughter

[samy.livejournal.com]

Ten grand...hmmm... ;D

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

Aargh! If I'd only known you'd be interested. Was in Turku earlier today, so coulda made a big wad of cash!

:(

Me and my timing...

[samy.livejournal.com]

Maybe next time. :D

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

:) Yay! And may I say, your city looks absolutely fabulous at this time of the year!

Heh, lovely scenery and some extra money at the same time sound cool.

is all happy because no one's ever actually even joked about paying her for sex. lousy sex. the lousiest ever. yay!

[samy.livejournal.com]

Too cloudy and cold!! But it does look nice. :)

Besides, I'm lousy too!! :D

But practice makes perfect. :D

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Maybe we could be as intelligent as Paris Hilton and her bf and tape the lousy sex, sell it on eBay and make it to Guinness book of records or something.

And I like cool and cloudy. It's the extreme heat I loathe, when one can't breathe.

[samy.livejournal.com]

Taping?

Mmm, you do know how to turn a guy on.

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

Cheap apartments always sound scary to me. Wonder what it's infested with?

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm... Probably with something we don't want to know. Of course knowing you, you'd be all yay about the vermin and even name them after certain characters and then observe them to see if they're as angsty and insanely flirty as their namesakes....

Not that it's a bad idea...

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

Says the woman whose cats have Trek names?;) Hmmm... actually, making nasty bugs fight each other might be interesting in a deeply sad way. Thank gods I have no lizards as pets, I'd name them all after Doctor Who monsters...