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[sua_lay]

Was supposed to spend the evening home writing.

Instead I was lured to Jäähalli to ogle at porn and strippers and various s/m paraphernalia by my very straight friend and her bf. For some reason people always want me to come with them to these things. Probably because I've seen it so many times I'll not be shocked when I see something like a dildo.

The thing is, even though I like recriational porn watching just as any hot blooded man (er...), I like it in private. I also have very peculiar tastes, so the usual stuff bores me. Going to a damn sexhibition is like visiting a huge sex shop with sales.

Okay, so it wasn't total hell, and I did manage to buy a thing or two I've wanted for ages. Also, watching my friend and her bf gawk at the (bad) strippers was hilarious. Like they've never seen a nekkid person before...

I kinda wish I'd bought one of the funny T-shirts, but where the heck do I wear something saying 'I like snatch!'? At work??? Not likely.

Oh well...

Comments

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

What, Sexhibition is on again? Damn it, I've missed it! *sobs*

*would buy kinky sex toys if was there*

*whimpers and writhes*

*probably exposing naughty bits in the process but doesn't care*

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

Well, it'll be on again in November. And you didn't miss anything. They had no kinky stuff this year. No private showings of h/c stuff, no nothing.

But I did love the sale they had on leather... :D

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

Sale on leather? Avon would've loved that.

*continues her impromptu striptease, humps the pole she's dancing against*

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

And me without a webcam.... Er... or you without a webcam...

Your dancing can't be worse than some I saw tonight. It was appalling. Like... bad!

And the leather stuff was cool. And cheap. And now I'm bankrupt...

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

*humps Viccy's sofa*

[Sorry. Is pished. Likes to hump sofas in that state.]

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

LOL

I'll just have to spank you then! *spankspankspank*

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

*squirms*

*turns over and shags Viccy in her excited state*

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

:O I'll let you know that I'm a very virtuous person! I wouldn't just shag anyone on a whim like that!

Er... You're killing yourself laughing, right? Thought so...

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

Bollocks.

*squirms self on Viccy's sofa some more*

*whimpers*