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Um...
Heh. The best way to spend time is to browse through stupid 'humor' sites when you're feeling sick. At least I'm laughing so hard I'm almost... well. You know. :D
Hmm... I wonder if Wolfsbride would just kill me if I asked if she has a chance to do some betaing while she's working her ass off and moving and having his own stuff to write. Better not go there, I guess.
Anyway, here's the B5 take on why did the chicken cross the road.
G'Kar: For the first time in my life, my destiny is clear! Either I cross that road with the chicken, or I die in the attempt.
Ivanova: "...and if the chicken ever crosses the road again, Ivanova will personally rip its LUNGS out!"
Jeff Sinclair: These are my scouts. I call them 'Chickens'. Please
give them any assisstance necessary in helping them to cross the road.
(lol. Marcus, can you say BWOCK?)
John Sheridan: The last time a chicken crossed the road, I blew it
straight to hell!
Kosh: The chicken has always been on the other side of the road.
Londo Mollari: Why, for a *drink*, of course! Perhaps I should join my *good* and *dear* friend in a celebration of his good fortune...
Michael Garibaldi: I guess I'll just have to make chickens my FOURTH favorite thing.
Morden: Where do you want the chicken?
Anyway, I'll just go away now.
(this stuff and more could be found at http://www.gandmasti.com/nathan/b5/chicken.html)
Heh. The best way to spend time is to browse through stupid 'humor' sites when you're feeling sick. At least I'm laughing so hard I'm almost... well. You know. :D
Hmm... I wonder if Wolfsbride would just kill me if I asked if she has a chance to do some betaing while she's working her ass off and moving and having his own stuff to write. Better not go there, I guess.
Anyway, here's the B5 take on why did the chicken cross the road.
G'Kar: For the first time in my life, my destiny is clear! Either I cross that road with the chicken, or I die in the attempt.
Ivanova: "...and if the chicken ever crosses the road again, Ivanova will personally rip its LUNGS out!"
Jeff Sinclair: These are my scouts. I call them 'Chickens'. Please
give them any assisstance necessary in helping them to cross the road.
(lol. Marcus, can you say BWOCK?)
John Sheridan: The last time a chicken crossed the road, I blew it
straight to hell!
Kosh: The chicken has always been on the other side of the road.
Londo Mollari: Why, for a *drink*, of course! Perhaps I should join my *good* and *dear* friend in a celebration of his good fortune...
Michael Garibaldi: I guess I'll just have to make chickens my FOURTH favorite thing.
Morden: Where do you want the chicken?
Anyway, I'll just go away now.
(this stuff and more could be found at http://www.gandmasti.com/nathan/b5/chicken.html)