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[sua_lay]

Just changed the month on my Harry Potter calendar, and there's a huge scary face shot of Dumbledore and some Ron/Draco tension. Yeah! And a table! Yeah! We all know where that leads, don't we?

Yeah!

On other notes, my inner snarky!Chris just realized that a certain idiot had a birthday yesterday. Am now wondering if I should do something about poor Chris and Lance. Maybe not. Popslash is so passe....

*goes back to watch Ron shag Draco on the kitchen table*

Comments

[annakas.livejournal.com]

Yeah the table is tehhhhhh evil. *snicker*

And there is not enough Draco Ron smut/fic out there.

I mean the two of them should be a given popular OTP must, but aren't for some reasong.

I mean the entire family feud, rivaling houses, different sides of the war, one poor other rich. They could be the frigging Romeo and Julian of HP fandom. SO one big true vuvvv with big obstacles. Starcrossed lovers jada jada jada. Why isn't there more Draco Ron smut *snifff* I want more *wail*

annakas

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

*types more Ron/Draco smut till her fingers bleed*

I'm always annoyd that R/D fics are usually like this:

Ron: I hate you!
Draco: I hate you more!
Ron: You stupid Slytherin bastard!
Draco: Stuffy Gryffindor moron.
*silence*
Draco: So you wanna shag or not?
Ron: Okay.
*shagging*
Ron: Oh, Dracsy! I love you so much!
Draco: Oh, Ronnie-baby! We could be like soulmates or something!
*teh happy end*

Where's the point in that?

*hurries back to the kitchen table*