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[sua_lay]

After the gym, I went shopping with the straight ones. They're so much fun! So normal! So straight!

Hey, even I need a hobby besides slash. I'm like... The opposite to faghag. I like to hang out with straight people every once in a while.

Anyway, my friend will probably strangle me if I say 'Eric Bana' one more time. I just couldn't help being all babbly and silly about him and his muscles. Or his hair. Well, Hector's hair, but anyway... Apparently it's not proper for someone my age be all *squee* about someone. I don't get that. Why the hell not?

It's not as if Bana is a boyband. That might be [okay, was] kinda silly. Nor is he underage. I can so squee over him if I want to!

Do I sound like first class moron? Yes I do...

Two more days off. Should write. Yes, I should. But I'm just too lazy to even start!

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am having a Troy moment

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

Grin,
btw. talking about Troy... do you remember that scene when achilles comes out of his tent with his hair braided wearing nothing but a fancy bathrobe?

[tvillingar.livejournal.com]

For some reason, your straight-hagness amuses me greatly. ;)

No, you don't sound like an idiot at all. I hate how it's expected that you start "acting your age" at a certain age - whatever that age is.

And men get more leeway in this, too: it is far more acceptable for a man to be a geek (=act like a little boy with his toys) than for a woman. There's a saying that says that "boys can be boys for the rest of their lives but girls have to become women." Sadly, that is true... on the other hand, fifty-something "boys" annoy my very much.

Hector icon, just for you!

Re: am having a Troy moment

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

:O:O Why the heck can't I... Oh. Yes I do. But to be quite honest with you, I was too busy drooling after Bana to notice what was happening half the time...

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

Now I want to lick your Hector icon and make choking sounds.

Yes, am a periodic straight-hag. But it's like... I only know so many straight people! When did that happen?

And I'll probably never act my age. Fangirlishm is too much fun. Being a funwoman sounds kinda horish. :D

Re: am having a Troy moment

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

actually at that moment I was fighting two impulses...
a) drooling
b) telling my muses to stop bothering me, since i am busy drooling

Re: am having a Troy moment

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

Heh. The muses can attack any time! They're sneaky!

Re: am having a Troy moment

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

They smell it when one is drooling. I am certain of that. And at first they agree with one ... 'yes, that rope is pretty revealing... nice arse...' but then they strike 'look who is also oogeling his arse...'

Re: am having a Troy moment

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

Oh yesh. For some reason, my muses are all wild about Hector and Paris, and when I try to point out that they're brothers, the muses happily make me think about Bana and Bloom as well.

It just isn't fair! The fact that Pitt has an excellent arse isn't helping either...

Re: am having a Troy moment

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

oh, I am staying with the original Achilles/cousin idea.
I say original, because it is mentioned in the Illias.
I can see achilles/Odysseus too


what a pitty that they did cut all the women from the story.

Re: am having a Troy moment

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

Heh, I so see Achilles with Odysseus. Or that cute blue eyed myrmidon. I totally hated the Patroclus character in the movie. He was just such a brat. Er... and so was Paris to be honest.

But Hector! I'm so totally in awe of him!!!

Re: am having a Troy moment

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

I agree... Hector does deserve something nice...
muses: yes, a nice piece of arse.
SEE! Here they go again.
there is no stopping them.

Re: am having a Troy moment

[sua-lay.livejournal.com]

Don't try to stop the muses! Hive Hector a nice piece of arse! I kinda liked Achilles' but I bet Hector would prefer Paris' skinny one...